TV channel Dave has revield the best and worst jokes as told at the famous 2011 Edinburgh Fringe.
Up and coming comedian Nick Helm won the award for the best joke of the entertainment festival, but veteran magician Paul Daniels should perhaps stick to magic after being voted as having told the worst joke of the year.
A full top 10 was revealed by Dave, but the best joke of the festival and thus according to many, the best told in the UK this year was…
“I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves“.
The full top 10 best jokes of the Edinburgh Festival:
1) Nick Helm: “I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.”
2) Tim Vine: “Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.”
3) Hannibal Buress: “People say ‘I’m taking it one day at a time’. You know what? So is everybody. That’s how time works.”
4) Tim Key: “Drive-Thru McDonalds was more expensive than I thought… once you’ve hired the car…”
5) Matt Kirshen: “I was playing chess with my friend and he said, ‘Let’s make this interesting’. So we stopped playing chess.”
6) Sarah Millican: “My mother told me, you don’t have to put anything in your mouth you don’t want to. Then she made me eat broccoli, which felt like double standards.”
7) Alan Sharp: “I was in a band which we called The Prevention, because we hoped people would say we were better than The Cure.”
8) Mark Watson: “Someone asked me recently – what would I rather give up, food or sex. Neither! I’m not falling for that one again, wife.”
9) Andrew Lawrence: “I admire these phone hackers. I think they have a lot of patience. I can’t even be bothered to check my OWN voicemails.”
10) DeAnne Smith: “My friend died doing what he loved … Heroin.”
And the worst joke of the festival? That was – “I said to a fella ‘Is there a B&Q in Henley?’ He said ‘No, there’s an H, an E, an N an L and a Y”.
Background: The Edinburgh Fringe isn’t as new as many believe, having started as far back as 1947, as the alternative to the Edinburgh International Festival.
The Fringe originally tended to concentrate on comedy and theatre, often productions which were a little far from the mainstream for the main festival, but today it encompasses a whole range of entertainments including well known and up-and-coming acts.
The festival also tends to spread out onto the streets much more than the original Edinburgh International Festival with many street entertainers taking part. It has also become a good place to find new talent who in a relatively short space of time will become part of the “mainstream” entertainment scene.
More Edinburgh Links:
Edinburgh Fringe Festival
Things to see and do while in Edinburgh (apart from visit the Fringe)
Hotels in Edinburgh (tend to book up quickly during Edinburgh Fringe time).
Self-catering apartments in Edinburgh (often a cheaper alternative to hotels)